JBH #3, The Darkness Without Part 3


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Posted by   on July 30, 2001 at 15:51:42:


JBH #3, The Darkness Without Part 3

“Can you believe this?” Swift asks to no one in particular.
He and the rest of his JBH cohorts along with three of the surviving heroes of this planet are staring at an incredible site.
“What the devil is that?” Brad Stroker, leader of the Revolutionaries of Transvalonia (A group of native heroes that spent there every waking moment trying to rid their planet, Transvalonia, from a nasty group of Hero Feeders called the Nosferatu).
“That is Galactivac, the Living Death that Sucks. Apparently he wants to eat your planet.” PhantomGhostGirl replies. She and the rest of the JBH were sent here, millions of years in the past, millions of light years from Earth, to save this planet from the Feeders as a way of passing some sort of test for the Hooded Hood. A test that apparently isn’t over.
“No, not that tall giant. I mean the strange metal machinery he’s setting up on Mount Frankenweiner!” Brad replies. He and his two surviving friends, Wolfbite and Flabluka Van Hellsing, are just amazed at the new developments in there life.
“That’s his World-Sucking Device (Copyright Galactivac, 2001).” MacyMom answers.
“And it looks like he’s already preparing to suck!” Kid Produce shouts, pointing at the World Sucker.
“IS’NT ENOUGH TOM DIED TO SAVE US FROM THOSE FEEDERS? Now the big “G” is going to finishes us off!” Jackie Rabbit cries. Tom Pymer, the reluctant hero known as Little Guy, sacrificed his life to stop the Feeders. Everyone feels a sence of loss and uncertainty with his passing. After stopping their fair share of foes without a scratch, they have finally had a loss. Jackie is doubly hurt sence the woman she grew close to, one Elisabeth Dracu, from Earth’s past, a revealed vampire, also died saving them.
“Easy Jackie, we all miss him, but we have bigger fish to fry.” The golden age Pigeonman states. His wife, Pigeonwoman, however, clutches closer to him. This time his bravery does little to calm her fears.
“Yeah. Much bigger!” Plantgirl replies while clutching her covered damaged arm.
“Wait! LOOK AT THE SKY!” The second Pigeonman shouts.
In all their shock and confusion, the heroes hadn’t noticed the solar system sized ship covering the whole sky.
“I’ve been there before,” Amazing Guy (now covered in a aura filled with stars and galaxies) says with fear, “It’s his World Ship. He must have something bigger planned.”
“Indeed he does! My master has not just come for this world. He has come for you!” the Crimson Cyclist, harald of Galactivac states, looking at Amazing Guy. “My master and I picked up you powerful energy signature and altered course from the planet Makluos to come here, to your planet! We believe your power will be enough to cure my master from his unquenchable hunger! Please surrender yourself up for processing.”
This brings lots of protests.
Swift: “Tell your boss to shove it up his…”
Kid Produce: “But…but were not from this planet…”
MacyMom: “Over our dead bodies buster!”
Amazing Guy, after a pause, says, “Wait. If my power can stop Galactivac and end his hunger, think of all the races I would’ve saved. All those lives!”
“Exactly. If you would please follow me, we can begin your absorbing process..”
MacyMom steps in the way, “Scott, no! Let’s find another way! I’ll not let you throw your life away!”
“Hon, we don’t know if it’s fatal. Maybe..”
The Cyclist interrupts, “The absorption process will indeed end your existence, but think of the joy at finally filling the master’s appetite!”
“If it means saving all those future people, then yes. I will!” Amazing Guy responds as he joins the Cyclist in the air. The two fly towards Galactivac.
“SCOTT!” Janeen (MacyMom) screams. She knows her dairy producing powers cant help here, but she creates a cheese slide, propelling herself in the air.
PhantomGhostGirl thinks on her feet, “Carl! Shelly! John! Plantgirl! Follow her! Get AG away from there! Convince him he’s wrong!”
At once Pigeonman, Pigeonwoman, Swift and the green leaf garbed female with no real name take off after AG.
“What do we do Tonya?” Kid Produce asks.
“Simple. AG told me once about a weapon Galactivac has on his world ship. The Ultimate Humidifier, or Humiliator, or something. Jasper, you, Jackie, the second Pigeonman and I will stow away on his ship, find this thing, and use it on the big guy. Stroker, I don’t suppose you have any ships?”
“We have nothing of the sort. Our technology cant possibly..” Stroker’s words are cut off as the four heroes vanish in a spectacular light effect.
With the off worlders gone, and the Night Feeders destroyed, Brad Stroker leads his two friends’ back to their base. There’s a lot to clean up. A world to rebuild. He wonders, as he looks at the awesome sight of all things Galactivac, if there will be a world to rebuild.


The constant hum reveals that they have materialized on a ship. The giant veiwscrean confirms this, as PhantomGhostGirl, Pigeonman, Kid Produce and Jackie Rabbit look out at the blue-gray planet known as Transvalonia.
“We’re on a ship!” PGG observes, “Instant teleportation. Haven’t felt that sence I was back in the 31st century.”
“But who teleported us?” Pigeonman wonders. Jasper and Jackie just stare out the window in awe.
“I figured you might want to watch the planet explode. It’s a great sight from up here, that if your into that sort of thing.” An unusually sad female voice replies. Everyone looks around, only to find no one in the darkened bridge of this ship.
“WHO SAID THAT??!!” Pigeonman demands as he brandishes his Chakostar, “Answer or I swear by the trees of Sparroweoeo that I’ll gut you where you stand! Speak shadowthief!”
The depressed female voice responds, “I did not mean to offend, Thonggarian. It is I, Vessel. I am the ship you are standing in, not that I blame you for ignoring me. I have always been worth ignoring.”


“DON’T IGNORE ME SCOTT!” Janeen yells, “YOU-ARE-NOT-DIEING-ON-ME!”
She is standing on a solid cheese-slide, looking in Amazing Guy’s bewildered face.
“B..but hon..”
“LISTEN MISTER! If someone has to sacrifice themselves, let it be someone who doesn’t HAVE kids at home, waiting for him! Finny, Exile, Hatman, any of those guys, but not you!” she’s sobs.
“WAIT! What did you say?” AG asks.
“Not you!” Janeen replies. Her four teammates and the shiny harald just stare in confusion.
“No, the other thing you said.”
“Let Finny or one of the oth..” Janeen starts.
“THAT’S IT! Of course!”
Everyone just stares; figuring AG has lost his marbles.
“Uh, hate to break it to ya AG, but the dragon isn’t here.” Plantgirl replies.
“EXACTLY! And from what the Red Biker said..”
“Crimson Cyclist.” Crimson Cyclist corrects.
“Whatever, anyway, he said the big G was going to eat the planet Makluos.”
“So? Who cares what aliens he was going to off?” Swift says.
“Soooo, every fourth Thursday I meet with Fin Fang Foom and Cap to discuss what our teams did that month. It’s kind of a correlated Earth watch. During one of those meetings Finny told me that his planet, millions of years ago, was eaten by Galactivac. Guess the name of his planet?”
“Makluos?” the golden age Pigeonman asked.
“BINGO! I can’t stop him now, cause if I do, he will never eat Makluos. If he doesn’t, Finny will never come to Earth, and all the people he saved will die!”
The Crimson Cyclist charges up his power cosmic and replies, “One thing you haven’t considered, future human, and that is that you have no choice!”


“So basically the being who built you, the D’Boring, a race of intelligent broccoli people, were killed and their ship, you, were held here under Galactivac’s World Ship all this time?” PhantomGhostGirl checks.
The female computer voice sadly answers, “Yes. All these years, just hanging around, with nothing to do.”
“Ship, can you undock and escape?” Jackie asks.
“The name’s Vessel and I guess, but with no purpose, where would I go?”
“To Earth! We could pilot you home! I don’t know how we would get through time, but at least we could travel to our home planet!” the Lady Lupine excitedly responds.
“We have bigger things to worry about right now.” PGG interjects, “Vessel, do you know where Galactivac keeps his weapons?”
“No.”
“This is foolishness! I’m looking around to see if there’s a way onto the World Ship!” the impulsive Thonggarian announces. Soon he has strides off.
“Your winged friend is a lot like his people.”
“Huh? You know about Pigeonman’s race?” PGG asks.
The monitors start flashing with thousands of worlds.
“I have Galactivac’s whole intergalactic library on file.”
“Of course! We’ll lead the big ‘G’ to a different world! Undock us! And focus on those heroes near Galactivac. Er, please?” Tonya orders.
“Something to do? Weee. I’m soo thrilled. Doing as ordered….. ‘Captain’.”
The heroes could’ve sworn they heard a touch of appreciation and graditute in the machines’ voice.


Power Cosmic sizzles through the air towards Amazing Guy as he flies out of the way.
"Looks like your having a hard time firing blasts at me with one hand while holding on to your bike with the other. Maybe Mr. Big-Eater should’ve given you a surf board or something, instead of a bike?"
"Insolate mortal! Dare you mock me as I stand in the service of my master?" the Crimson Cyclist states while peddling faster, "Lo! These many years I have served him! I, who lived and breathed as a man on the planet Gin-La, I, who traded my life to be transformed into.."
"Oh brother! Another suffering martyr harald dialogue! Do we HAVE to listen to this?" Plantgirl asks as she sends vines into the bike wheels, flipping the Cyclist into some mean looking trees.
“Try to kill AG will you?” Swift says as he repeatedly hits the Harald on the head at super speed. A quick cosmic blast sends Swift flying for miles.
“ENOUGH! I WILL NOT BE MAN HANDLED BY LESSER FORMS!”
More cosmic blasts prove his point. Luckily everyone dodges.
“It’s my power they want! Everyone hold back! I’ll lead them away!” Amazing Guy states as he radiates a large energy pulse, attracting he attention of Galactivac. He then shoots forth into the stratosphere and pulses his Multiversal energy into a larger flash.
“Forget this tiny planet Galactivac! I’m the one you want! Come on! Come and get me!”



The mighty lurching almost tears the ship called Vessel to shreds, but she manages to keep her shields up.
“What was that?” Jackie asks as she uses the medical equipment Vessel supplied on the recently transported unconscious Swift.
“It appears the Living Death that Sucks has brought in all his equipment at a rapid rate. The World Ship is now moving, slightly.” Vessel explains.
“SLIGHTLY? I’d hate to see what happens when it moves fast!” Jasper comments.
“Vessel! Transport the rest of our team up here! Did you finish unclamping from his ship?” Tonya questions while trying to keep her eyes focused on the rapidly traveling Amazing Guy as he flies through the solar system.
MacyMom, both Pigeons and Plantgirl appear, quite shocked at their new surroundings.
A large jolt and the scratching of metal are heard as everyone looses their balance.
“We are now independent from the World Ship. Now we can be left behind to dwindle in boredom.” Is Vessel’s reply.
“Follow Amazing Guy!” Tonya watches as AG enters light speed, the Crimson Cyclist followed by the World Ship, in close second after him. “Can you go lightspeed?”
“I guess. If it’ll make you happy.” The strange space ship answers with as much excitement as a third grade history teacher.
“THEN DO IT! Don’t let AG out of your sensors!”
Everyone falls as the ship goes into warp.


Janeen, in a space suit left over by the previous occupants of this ship, looks out at the speeding lightshow as the ship warps after AG.
“Janeen, where is your MacyMom costume?” Jackie Rabbit asks as she approaches.
“Folded up. When we get back to our time and finally go home, I’m telling Macy I quit. I’m retiring Jackie. I’d rather let Scott do the hero thing. It’s more his style anyway. From now on, its back to my real job. A mother.”
“Miss the kids?”
“Horribly. I know their ok, but the distance, the uncertainty.. you know?”
“Of course.”
Jackie doesn’t tell Janeen about the strange uncertainty that has surrounded her life. The strange dreams, the aversion to sunlight, the heightened senses at night. And most of all, the images in her head of the Countess and the mysterious stranger in the park. He brooding is interrupted.
“How’s John?”
“Hmm? Oh! Plantgirl’s with him.”

The medical room, where John’s injured shoulder and broken leg is being mended by his closest friend. Strange thing is, he knows very little about her. AG wanted him to ask her about her real life but this mysterious teen, known only as Plantgirl, always changed the subject. Now he has noticed her bandaged arm.
“Here, let me help you PG. Your arm looks like it could use a better clean up job..”
“NO! DON’T TOUCH IT!”
“Hey! Back down PG! I just..” his super fast reflexes start to unwrap the bandage. To his shock and horror he sees the machinery and wires under her skin. “What?! What the heck?”
Plantgirl, her arm revealing her true nature, stands apart and hangs her head in shame.
“What’s going on Plantgirl? Who ARE you? What did you do with..”
“John, you’re so stupid! I AM PLANTGIRL!”
PhantomGhostGirl and Pigeonman 1 enter the room. The stare in shock.
“Fine! I told the master he couldn’t keep the secret long! I knew I’d be found out. If only..”
PGG demands, “Who? Who are you working for ‘Plantgirl’? I knew it!”
“This cant be happening! No &*^%en way!” Swift swears.
“Oh it’s true enough! I’ve been assigned to you sence you were Speedstreak! Someone wants you dead John! My master assigned me to watch you so that he would learn why! If you’re important to HIM, then you’re important to my master as well! Well I guess there’s nothing left to do but leave!” Plantgirl wraps the injured speedster to the bed, aggravating his wounds. She also ties up the winged hero. PGG phases through the vines.
“Who are you working for Plantgirl? Who?”
Just before leaving the medical bay she looks at Swift and gives a cold stare, “No man excapes the ManManHunters!”
She opens an escape hatch and falls into subspace, laughing to her apparent death.
PGG watches in horror as the turbulent sub space rips off Plantgirl’s left arm (her remaining good one) and her right leg. Tonya then closes the hatch to the sound of Swift’s screaming.
“NOOOOOOOO!!!! FIRST I LOOSE INA AND NOW YOU??? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
“PhantomGhostGirl, excuse me, but I think you and Pigeonman should get up to the bridge!” Jasper’s scared voice could be heard over the intercom, interrupting the scene. There’s a strange lurching motion, as the whole ship seems to stop.
By the time the two heroes get to the bridge they realize they’ve come out of warp.
The sight the assembled JBH see chills their blood.
Above a planet they see Amazing Guy getting fired upon by an angry Galactivac and the hero doesn’t look good.

To be concluded, for real this time! Amazing Guy in hiding! JBH continue to desolve! Galactivac vs. the Pigeonmen of Thonggar! Amazing Guy in a show down with the Living Death That Sucks!
Hopefully sooner then this one!




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